You say your occupation is "bad ass"? Do tell me more about that. Do you treat bad bums like a proctologist? Yeah, that must be it.
Hmmm you are interested in my mom? I think you may want to try a different site.
Again with the gobbely gook. Sorry, I don't speak goblin. I hear from the "Harry Potter" series it is a hard language to learn. Props to you for speaking another language.
"Take care of her man." You surely must mean helping him in the kitchen, helping with chores around the house, and lifting my legs as you vacuum the floor. Right? That's "adventorous."
Oooo! Another great occupation. What is all involved in "football welding"? I can't believe a football can withstand the heat of a torch, but what do I know?
